Sunday, April 01, 2007


Deer Mr Gates,
Eye wood like two bring too you’re attention the fundamental floor inn you’re Microsoft Word Spell Cheque product… The mane concern is that of it’s inability to two recognize homonyms inn hour daily speech. This particular problem became evident inn my recent sexual discrimination case with the local church.. Instead of typing Hymns spell cheque had failed to pick up Hims, causing much embarrassment to the female parishioners… As ewe may appreciate, the religious community is an open minded and fare group, and this has reflected badly on the parish and its ministry.
Please can ewe pier into this particular issue and make necessary alterations to Anne otherwise sensational product…

Sincerely Aidan

23 Comments:

Blogger Stace said...

I'm knot shore a bout you're storey.

12:31 AM  
Blogger Aidan said...

thanks deer, isle revise it

12:42 AM  
Blogger Homo Escapeons said...

That is because the program is written in 'merkin'...and Politically Sanitized for your safety.
Unfortunately the Colonials didn't enforce the King's Anglische and dropped all of the 'u's from everything that the French Normans had so thoughtfully entrenched for several hundred years after the Hastings invasion of 1066.
So, we Canadians cannot use Billy's spellcheck because it is in Merkin and the language has been allowed to devolve and morph into an atrocious apparition that includes Yup, Okee Dokey, and Huh.

You guys speak Strine anyway.

8:21 AM  
Blogger Aidan said...

HE: annother Quirk it will capitalise the word Satan but not God.... Maybe bill is the antichrist..

you forgot the words You'se, Y'all, and other logical contractions...

In the words of homer simpson... "Why should i learn english? I am never going to England"

2:27 PM  
Blogger Menchie said...

On another note, I can see that you have the HP countdown. I've already reserved my copy at the bookstore but was not very impressed by the book cover illustration.

5:42 PM  
Blogger lee said...

aydan,ewe gooofbawl! And stayce, eye stihl carnt gett too youre blogge.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Menchie:This was the movie one, the book is a week later:)

Stace and I have a copy on reserve, the fight will be who gets to read HP first....

Lee: Ye olde English i love it.... The english language must be an absolute nightmare to learn... Best being the word Inflamable, which means flamable... so many rules, so many exceptions to rules

6:11 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

Aydan house ewe? vut a phunny paust!

Caychee.

7:06 PM  
Blogger Stace said...

Lee, what do you mean you can't get to my blog? It's still there, nothing's changed!

7:19 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Keshi: thanks.... Homonym a word the same as another in sound and spelling but different in meaning, as chase “to pursue” and chase “to ornament metal.” also the same as a homophone:)

8:03 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

interesting stuff :)

Keshi.

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Hildegarde said...

Pfew, that was a difficult one for me :-)

1:51 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Hildegarde: sorry Hildegarde... It is one of the many "quirks (odd things)" about the english language... a lot of words sound exactly the same but are spelt differently... I was just playing with it....

Thanks for making the effort:)

2:58 PM  
Blogger Cazzie!!! said...

LMAO, that is the best post I ever laid my eyes on :) Very smart indeed.

9:42 PM  
Blogger Menchie said...

Ahhh! Well good luck to whoever will get to read it first. In our household, since I buy it, nobody touches it till I'm through.

1:44 AM  
Blogger Frank Baron said...

Eye've had the same complaint for years sew eye just turn it off.

10:32 AM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Cazzie: Thanks, stace and I play word games all the time...this was just a culmination of that...

Menchie: Thanks for the tip, i just have to get to it first:)

Frank: My main complaint is default to english US....I suppose its better than English English...

"Have a butchers at making a vast improvemnet me old china."

2:24 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

aww Aidan dun u like that song by Aguilera?

tnxx for some great recommendations there for love songs. ooh lala Aidan is HOT. Stace ur a very lucky girl cos ur man's got GREAT taste in music.

Both of u have a lovely long weekend. I wont be ard till next Tue. HAVE FUN n TC!

Keshi.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Keshi: thats twice the word Ard has appeared..... what does it mean?:)

8:35 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

ard = around

LOL! it must be a Melbourne thing ha?

Keshi.

12:18 AM  
Blogger Aidan said...

New SOuth WElsh(person) dont they teach english that far north:)

this kind of thing never happens in victoria:)

1:11 AM  
Blogger Keshi said...

Victorian person over there, don't they teach u short words for net usage in the land of the penguins? LOL! :)

Keshi.

11:52 PM  
Anonymous Reza said...

Good for people to know.

6:22 PM  

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