This could mean only one thing, either the power bill hasn’t been paid or it is time for another instalment of Super Fiancé. Brought to you tonight by Ping golf supplies; the golf supplies named by a radar.
Look on the floor it’s a sponge, it's a mop…… No its super fiancé oops sorry Husband….Mild mannered consumer finance consultant and blogger extraordinaire by day….
Super grime fighter by night, in our last episode super husband had fought off the evil doctor Dentro and all was well in marriage land, its inhabitants happy living in wedded bliss. However in a fabric wholesaler far far away…***dun dun dun***
The evil Bruno Bad-Day ***boo*** sits and plots against Super husbands Beautiful and Intelligent wife. "And more horrible customer minions are coming your way," he screeches as he send wave after wave of unthinking minions poised to trample even the highest of spirits. Bruno laughs at the thought of the helpless vixen, ahem victim trapped under mountains of tedious paper work. " Never again will you see the enjoyment again" and he cackles to himself.***MWAH HA HA HA***
Meanwhile in the husband hovel…. The alarm screeches in to the night like the forced laughs of art house movie patrons, "What ho? A Foe" he cries out from behind the Ironing. "to the fiancé mobile" ***POW***And epic fight scene breaks out amongst the world of consumers ending in the untimely demise of Bruno bad-day in a freak snow mobile accident (which is of very little interest). The damage however is done, His wife sad and flat and in desperate need of help. ***GASP****
This calls for immediate romance…. *** awww*** He dives into the nearest cupboard and becomes Super Husband.***wolf whistle*** Only with his magical white tie and serving cloth, is he able to bring the beautiful Stacy back around, The protective ring of fire is set around the table to resemble two pin points of light, mood music to defend from the any unaccounted for complaints, non alcoholic wine and food because even superheros get hungry.
The meal is consumed, alas she is yet to recover only one thing can save her, an acient recipe pass on through the generations of super husbands, I speak of course of caramelised bananas, served a top of creamy vanilla ice cream, it is a last effort all the hopes of our young hero rest upon this chance…***silent nervous pause***
Success ***cheering***…. The gorgeous Stacy is happy once more and peace is returned to marriage land, much celebrating and rubbing of backs and feet ensued…
Yes the world was safe but for how long?*** look worried***
IN the next episode, cleaning the hair out of the sink, in which our hero reclaims the bathroom from the invading beauty products… Old questions will be answers and new answers will be questioned in the next exciting tale of SUPER HUSBAND.
***standing ovation*** **** take up golf***
back issue available here