Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Please note *** indicates audience participation required, if you don’t do it ill know.

This could mean only one thing, either the power bill hasn’t been paid or it is time for another instalment of Super Fiancé. Brought to you tonight by Ping golf supplies; the golf supplies named by a radar.

Look on the floor it’s a sponge, it's a mop…… No its super fiancé oops sorry Husband….Mild mannered consumer finance consultant and blogger extraordinaire by day….

Super grime fighter by night, in our last episode super husband had fought off the evil doctor Dentro and all was well in marriage land, its inhabitants happy living in wedded bliss. However in a fabric wholesaler far far away…***dun dun dun***

The evil Bruno Bad-Day ***boo*** sits and plots against Super husbands Beautiful and Intelligent wife. "And more horrible customer minions are coming your way," he screeches as he send wave after wave of unthinking minions poised to trample even the highest of spirits. Bruno laughs at the thought of the helpless vixen, ahem victim trapped under mountains of tedious paper work. " Never again will you see the enjoyment again" and he cackles to himself.***MWAH HA HA HA***

Meanwhile in the husband hovel…. The alarm screeches in to the night like the forced laughs of art house movie patrons, "What ho? A Foe" he cries out from behind the Ironing. "to the fiancé mobile" ***POW***And epic fight scene breaks out amongst the world of consumers ending in the untimely demise of Bruno bad-day in a freak snow mobile accident (which is of very little interest). The damage however is done, His wife sad and flat and in desperate need of help. ***GASP****

This calls for immediate romance…. *** awww*** He dives into the nearest cupboard and becomes Super Husband.***wolf whistle*** Only with his magical white tie and serving cloth, is he able to bring the beautiful Stacy back around, The protective ring of fire is set around the table to resemble two pin points of light, mood music to defend from the any unaccounted for complaints, non alcoholic wine and food because even superheros get hungry.

The meal is consumed, alas she is yet to recover only one thing can save her, an acient recipe pass on through the generations of super husbands, I speak of course of caramelised bananas, served a top of creamy vanilla ice cream, it is a last effort all the hopes of our young hero rest upon this chance…***silent nervous pause***

Success ***cheering***…. The gorgeous Stacy is happy once more and peace is returned to marriage land, much celebrating and rubbing of backs and feet ensued…

Yes the world was safe but for how long?*** look worried***

IN the next episode, cleaning the hair out of the sink, in which our hero reclaims the bathroom from the invading beauty products… Old questions will be answers and new answers will be questioned in the next exciting tale of SUPER HUSBAND.
***standing ovation*** **** take up golf***
back issue available here


Blogger Within Without said...

I was quite interested in the snowmobile accident, Aidan, seeing as it's what, 35C there?

But let's sally forth...

I clapped, shuddered and did whatever else it was you asked the audience to do.

What a lovely wife.

What a lovely husband.

What a lovely life.

8:33 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Thanks WW, its the little things in life that matter, doing something stupid and fun just to make the other feel special...

"I clapped, shuddered and did whatever else it was you asked the audience to do."

want about golf? although -(someting riduculous) is not the best weather for it...

8:37 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

Quite an interesting write-up Aidan :).

Ur a very loving n caring man Aidan. Stace is a beautiful wife. U both match each other so well and the things u do to make life more beautiful is sooo very touching.

Absolutely beautiful read!


10:05 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Thanks Keshi: Thought i would try some creative writing around a romantic evening... As sadi above you just need to make a fuss over those you love. So they never ever forget how special they truly are...
I dont like the idea of valentines day.. aside from rampant consumerism driven holiday arguments, why dont we tell people we love them every day, why wait until conventions say we should...

Thanks for the kind thoughts:)

10:19 PM  
Blogger Stace said...

You're such a sweetie! What can I say? :)

10:37 PM  
Blogger Menchie said...

That was really so sweet of you. :D

11:33 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Stace: it nothing, i do it beacause i love you:)

Menchie: thanks just trying to keep our life interesting

12:00 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

Aidan ur spot on. Tell/show em everyday how much u luv em.

**I dont like the idea of valentines day

I wrote a post on how much I hate Vals Day. It'll be coming up next week :)

Have a good one u 2 love-birds!

6:22 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

I excitedly await your post...

8:24 PM  
Blogger Ces said...

Oh! so sweet and what a lovely place and what orchestration and then this post. Super indeed!

4:13 AM  
Blogger nameis said...

Wow! I so like your blog!

Thanks for your comments too.

Yes, you're quite right about the increase in CO2, it's not a good thing at all, sorry if that's not clear from what I said.

9:28 AM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Ces: just flowed in this format, I believe more information should be delivered in 1950s super hero style... Gadzooks batman its the 2nd ammendment.

Nameis: thanks for the comment, currently on the cards here in Autralia is a Carbon trading program, its not much but its a start..

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Aidan,
Beautifully written. Great audience participation, I did everything apart from take up golf... However I am willing to go golfing if I can find silly people to go golfing with.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Andrew i am keen for a bash of golf it has been way too long, mini golf in teh city if you are keen...

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keen as mustard. Andrew

4:18 PM  
Blogger Cazzie!!! said...

Hehe, hey, can you pass on the Secret Husband Recipes to my other half? LOL.
I dod participate along the way, and my little girls want to see more of the clown and his tricks :)

6:14 PM  
Blogger Dave_M said...

Greetings from China~~~~~~~

2:23 AM  
Blogger Aidan said...

CAzzie: thanks for dropping by, Glad you had fun, slightly evil looking clown freaked me out at first....
The caramelised bananas is a secret known only to me and Every one who did home economics at my old high school....

David M
Greetings from Australia.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

Aidan matey hows u today?


6:13 PM  

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