You need Garden Gazpacho Soup..
Made originally in the sunny climes of
As Seen on the hit series "Red Dwarf" when Arnold Rimmer describes the most embarrassing moment in his life, where he in fact, while sitting at the captains table no less, was served a beautiful bowl of gazpacho, which he in turn sent back to the kitchen for being ICE COLD. This he attributes to his failure to become an officer the rest of us realise that it is because he is a Smeg Head.
What you need…
Olive Oil Splash
Lemon Juice 3rd of a cup
Garlic about a clove
Hot fresh Buttered bread for a side dish
Firstly chop everything up nice ad small, add to a bowl and mix it all through. Pour tomato juice over the top until all ingredients are covered place in the fridge* then eat. Its that simple, just like playing the lottery, or performing neurosurgery.
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*Leave for 24 hours for best results, management takes no responsibility in the case of catastrophic knife failure, eating too much, or revenge attacks from rogue tomatoes. New start, the words Red and The, are registered trade marks of Aidan Corp (where dreams come true) please note your dreams may differ to those of Aidan Corp and its stock holders.
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