To whom it may concern,
I am writing this letter as an open resignation from the real world. Please find enclosed the following items, My IPOD, credit cards, and designer underwear. I have found a better position, through a secret portal in my cupboard, to a world full of magic and wonder. With better conditions and better defined boundaries.
In this world it is easy to pick the heroes as they are dressed in white and the villains as they have beards, are followed by sinister music and have shifty eye movements. In our world there are no heroes just people surviving doing what must be done.
In my new world evil is always defeated and the principles of friendship are held in the highest of esteem. Exploitation is only done by the ones with the beards, and those of noble descent truly care for their subordinates. There is no commercialism and people are happy to just spend time with family, money has less value than a beer with your friends in an inn.
The language is simple as long as you remember to add an e on the end of most words. The position is a lot more exciting than my old job in finance, as I get to work with a more diverse section of the community elves, dwarves, wizards, gnomes, and goblins. In addition to meeting new and interesting people I get to quest for damsels in distress on a regular basis, fighting over hill and dale, against a plethora of evil for which I am thanked.
I wish you all the best with the petty squabbles of your common ancestry and hope you can find someone to fill my position as good natured door mat.