Tuesday, January 02, 2007


The bloody unbelievable Aidan's unpredictable predictions for 2007-01-02

Politics

1. America will bomb another place half of their population can't find on the map and the other half can not pronounce.

2. Australia will help in the interest of "national security".

3.The citizenship test will be implemented.

4. All free thinking Australians will fail.

5. John Howard will move the last foot, and disappear entirely up George Bush's Arse.


Celebrities

1. Britney will remarry

2. Britney will divorce

3. One and two will happen again.

4 A someone will come forward claiming to be the only man not to sleep with Paris Hilton

5. No one will believe him.

6. Dan Brown will photocopy another best seller.


Stars and Weather.


1. The drought will break in march.

2. A comet will destroy Canberra

3. No one will notice.


Personal.

1 I will write at least one concise blog entry with some kind of relevance to society or the world at large.

2. it will be accidentally deleted.

3. I will draw ever closer to my schemes of world domination.

General…

1. The world will continue to turn. We will horde the resources that could make the world a better place, and ignore the pleas of those who need us the most. We (as a race) will remain, as always self absorbed and driven by consumerism. I guess not that much has changed since last year.

6 Comments:

Blogger Keshi said...

Happy New Year Aidan!

LOL funny post :)

**5. No one will believe him.

hahaha! btw Paris was in Sydney and no one really noticed LOL! Except for the media ofcourse :)

Keshi.

8:12 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

thanks keshi:)
I saw something on he cover of the herald sun, but i dont watch TV so i never know exactly what is going on

8:47 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

aha :)

Keshi.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Within Without said...

Well, Mr. Bloody Unbelievable, I love the picture...and the personal bits especially.

And John Howard disappearing up Bush's arse...I wonder if he'll come out when Dubya gets impeached or steps down?

Cheers to you and Stace mate and all the best for 07.

6:11 PM  
Blogger Homo Escapeons said...

Wow..do you have any friends in Canberra, they had better start moving.
You have obviously spent a great deal of time prognosticating to have arrived with such specific events...and I agree 100%...especially about America bombing another mysterious foreign country that starts with an 'I' and 50% of Americans could not point out on a map...So look out
Italy,
Indonesia,
Iceland,
Ivory Coast,
Ireland,
Israel,
oh yeah and Iran.

11:07 AM  
Blogger Aidan said...

WW good to see you over on this side of the blogosphere:) If he does get impeached we are going to need a crow bar to get little Johnny out of there.

HE:
Maybe i should get a 1300 number and advertise on late night TV, about the same time as those lovely young girls saying how desperate tey are for me to call them... If they really want to tlak to me i thought they would ring me by now.

6:44 PM  

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