Thursday, September 28, 2006

Look on the floor it’s a sponge, it's a mop…… No its super fiancé….
Mild mannered consumer finance consultant and blogger extraordinaire by day….

Super grime fighter by night;

More cleaning action than detergent, greater scrubber than those found on the streets of St Kilda, Able to remove tough syrup stains with a single swipe. He fears no dish, there is no meal he cannot prepare, the unstoppable powerhouse in the kitchen…

In today's Episode…. The evil Doctor Dentro has inflicted serious pain on our damsel in distress, "I have a filling you would be dropping in, mwah ha ha haha" The evil doctor laughs maliciously.

Our damsel watches helplessly as her teeth are scraped and filled, "will I ever chew again," she cried. Our hero dashes to the aid, of the beautiful buxom blonde bombshell. "Never Fear super fiancé is here" he cries as he gallantly prances (in a very masculine way), towards her.

It is too late, the filling is complete, all is lost, all he can do is drag her to bachelor cave… "I need 500 grams of jelly stat," barks super fiancé, "and ice cream dammit, where is it?". The blonde bombshell is nursed back to health, Doctor Dentro escapes to fight once again in a even more sinister battle but super fiancé will be ready always on guard for those he loves.

All is well in the universe, Super fiancé gets the girl, (when her teeth are fixed), but what ho a knock…

Its captain best mate, and super fiancés only weakness steak and beer….

Will out hero avoid temptation? What is the mystery ingredient in the veggie lasagne? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Answers to these questions and more in the next instalment of super fiancé………


Blogger Stace said...

*swoon* My hero!

4:16 PM  
Blogger Homo Escapeons said...

Very touching.
Even though my current dentist is so gentle....
she could remove my entire brain through my nasal passage like the Egyptians did and I wouldn't even notice....
I still shudder at the thought of going. Take good care of stace.

Take lots of pictures if her face is still frozen and she is drooling uncontrollably, those are always awesome...

you can paste them on her driver license or passport....grrrr.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Within Without said...

That's quite the picture of you by your fridge, Super Fiance. Is it inside your fridge that you change into your super hero costume?

And where are your glasses?

Beer and steak: are those the remnants from your last stag party?

Stace: is he really that super?

11:05 PM  
Blogger Aidan said...

Within that is a very old photo, back when i worked for a supermarket chain.
I do get changed in the fridge i have an agreement with the little man who works the light.

HE Egyptian death rites always fascinated and scared me still not the dream funeral, was thinking more along the lines of a norse burial, more a floating bbq........

Stace is pretty good now, back eating solids thanks for the concern.

The secret to a good passport shot is to be kicked in the shins as they are taking it..... You stand a better chance of looking normal

4:23 AM  
Blogger Stace said...

Yes, he really is that super.

6:51 PM  
Blogger Within Without said...


Aw, cmon. What's his weakness, his Achilles Heel? Can't be Kryptonite.

10:33 AM  
Blogger Stace said...

Weakness? Hehe... probably best not discussed, really!

7:31 PM  
Blogger Homo Escapeons said...

Holy Floating BBQs Batman!

8:10 AM  
Blogger Aidan said...

I have a strange sensation in my utility belt:)

2:48 PM  
Blogger Within Without said...

Yeah, Stace, but discuss it anyway. Once you're married there will be no secrets so might as well get used to it now.

His utility belt is encountering some strange sensation.

I'm taking this code language to mean that you stir him somehow in the area around his belt.

And that you have some power in that regard.

But I could be wrong.

5:27 PM  
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